Quotes

“Have you ever heard of freedom of the press? That means I don’t pay.”

– Peggy Hill

“I am at this moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”

— Ignatius J. Reilly

“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”

Lady Gaga

“Just keep livin’.”

– Matthew McConaughey

“Hope is a demon bitch.”

“Hamlet 2”

“My life is a parody of a tragedy.”

“Hamlet 2”

“What fresh hell is this?”

– Dorothy Parker

“It is all so meaningless we might as well be extraordinary.”

Francis Bacon

“Keep your hands off our self-destructive impulses.”

– bumper sticker

“I would rather have bad things written about me than be forgotten.”

Pamela Harriman

“A good friend of mine used to say, ‘This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.’ Think about that for a while.”

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh

“Never pass up the opportunity to have sex or be on television.”

Gore Vidal

"What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons. You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one.”

 Don Draper

“I put the words down and push them a bit.”

Evelyn Waugh

“The meaning of life? That’s easy! Be happy, try not to hurt other people, and hope to fall in love.”

– Mallory Keaton from “Family Ties”

“Ever notice how ‘What the hell’ is always the right answer?”

Marilyn Monroe

“If saying you’re going to do something counted, my dad would be on the cover of Finished Basement magazine.”

– Seth Meyers

“If everybody likes you, you’re not interesting.”

– Bette Davis

“Good things happen to those who hustle.”

Anais Nin

“Everything I learned I learned from the movies.”

Audrey Hepburn

“The day shift at a strip club? You can’t un-see that.”

Craig Robinson on “The Office”

“I just want them to stay in their seats so we can get through the day. If someone has to go adjust their Spanx, then it’s going to cause a whole delay.”

– Andy Cohen on “Real Housewives” reunions

“You be my parade.”

Audrey Wiser

“It’s necessary to be slightly underemployed if you are to do something significant.”

– James Watson, co-discoverer of DNA

“Some flies are too awesome for the wall.”

– Abed, “Community”

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

– Roy, “The IT Crowd”

3 comments


  1. Wohh exactly what I was searching for, regards for posting . “The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.” by Walter Benjamin.

  2. Eric Zorn

    “A House without a TV on is not a home,” Paige Wiser

  3. Audrey Wiser

    I love my comment! Think You Think You Think You!!!

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